Go to the High Energy Facility at the University and take the test tube off the machine on the bench. Then go to the Shades and the Troll's Head Pub. Talk to Casanunda at the bar and ask him about his ladder. Go to the Mortuary next door and look at Granny on the slab. Go back to Casanunda and talk to him again. Tell him about Granny. Casanunda gives you his ladder.
Go to the table to the left and talk to the vampire. (You might as well get the matches off the bar whilst you're there. They will be needed). Then talk to the Troll behind the Bar. He gives you a Tankard of Ale.
Go to Gimlets in the shades (to the right of the down and outs). Sit at the table and read the menu. Call over Gimlet and talk to him. Then ask about Candy Rock and then order a burger. You now have your mouse.
Go and talk to Dibbler at the cinema and ask him about popcorn. When you get your popcorn, use the tankard on it to make alcohol soaked corn.
Go to the University garden and use the corn on Rooster perched on the maze. You should now have a Rooster.
Go back to the Shades and make your way to Foul Ron's fire. Use the can that's in the fire on the Rooster. You now have a sober Rooster. Take the Rooster and use it on the Vampire sat at the table. When he's flown off head for the Cemetery. Go all the way to the right of the Cemetery and into the Crypt.
Use the ladders on the slab to get to the top. Then take the teeth and use them on the mouse. Use the bloody teeth on the test tube. You now have 4cc of mouse blood.
-------------------- Getting some Glitter
Get the bellows from the High Energy Facility. Go to the fools Guild and go down the hole in the pavement. Once underneath go left. Use the bellows on the grate in the ceiling and the glitter falls through.
------------------------------------ Getting Three Sticks of Equal Length
Go to the mortuary and pick up the knife from next to the slops. Go to the shop and get the Flamingo (Just double click it) also get the stuffed fish from the counter whilst you're there.
Go to the docks and cut the net with the knife. Take the Shark from the water. Now use the stuffed fish on the bird on the roof. Get this bird from the water when it stuns itself.
Go to the University Garden. Use the shark on the Bursar. Use the flamingo on the Dean. Use the wading bird on the Librarian. You now have your three sticks.
-------------------- Getting a Vile Smell
Get the magnet from the High Energy Facility. Go to the far right of the Garden and use the magnet on the imp in the birdhouse. You should have a pair of imp sized boots.
Go into the left hand end of the Shades and then into the open door. Look at the Genie Bottle on the window sill and then double click on Mrs Cake to talk to her. The sequence for the conversation is Sarcasm, Question, Muse and then Talk. Ask about the bottle and then ask about ectoplasm.
To get your ectoplasm go to the fools guild and question the Fool. Pick up the brick from by the hole and use it on the fool. He should now haunt the brick.
Take the brick to the High Energy Facility and use it on the accelerator. This provides you with your ectoplasm which you take to Mrs Cake in the Shades. In return for the ectoplasm you get the Genie Bottle.
Go to Foul ole Ron and talk to him. Ask him about the boots. Put the imp boots in the bottle and then use the bottle on the smell. We now have a vile smell.
---------------------------- Getting Some Dribbly Candles
Go to the shop. Take the incense off the counter. Ask the old woman about candles and she sends us off to get beeswax.
Go and see Dibbler and be sarcastic to him. He'll give you a pamphlet about the Clickys. Go to the Troll's Head Pub in the shades and get the matches (if you haven't already got them) from the left end of the bar.
Go to Mrs Cake's and take the petticoat from the dummy at the left end of the shop. Then go to Gimlets and get the Chillies off the table. Now go to the University Garden and head for the left hand side of the knob. (!)
Question the bee keeper then, after Rincewind has walked off in disgust, go back and give the keeper the clicky pamphlet. When the keeper leaves you have the hives all to yourself.
Now use the chillies on the flowers, this makes the bees sweat. Use the petticoat on Rincewind and then light the incense using the matches. Use the smoking incense stick on the bees. When the bees are smoked out (man) double click the hive to get some dribbly wax. Take this wax and give it to the woman in the shop.
---------------------------------------------- I've got all the items for the rite, now what?
Now take them all to the Archchancellor in the Dining Room; give them to him, sit back and enjoy.
------------------- Getting myself Dead
We need to find a way to get ourselves to XXXX where death is. Go to the Shades and question the Dead Collector. Go to the mortuary and talk to the Mortician - ask him about being dead.
Go and get the saw off the wall from behind Chicken Man, go to Mrs Cakes and saw the arm off the dummy on the left of her shop.
Go to the Cemetery and get the pick. Now go to the fools guild and then go underground. Go to the right and then go up. Use the pick on the ice. When you have the ice make your way back to the Mortuary.
In the Mortuary take the mirror off the bench, use it on the bunsen burner and then put it back on the bench. Double click the empty slab and Rincewind climbs on. Now use the ice on Rincewind, then use the wooden arm on him. Then talk to the Mortician who will test you for being dead. When he certifies you take the ticket out and show it to the Dead Collector. We're now off to XXXX!
----------------- Getting Novelties
Go to Holywood, head to the right and get the weight hanging from the rope. Next get the sticker with ten on it off the mail box.
Go to Ankh and thence to the docks. Put the weight on the hook and stick the 10 sticker on the weight. Double click the weight and when it has smashed the wall pick the novelties up off the jetty.