5. Getting the diamond for the time machine.
For this, you need to get Dr Fred some money. Talk to
him and you'll find out about his recurring nightmare
and why he is so broke.
5.1. Getting the contract.
Take the video tape from Green Tentacle's room, and get
both jugs of coffee from the kitchen. Take the swiss
bank account book from the desk in the office. Go the
Dr. Fred in the lab and give him some decaffinated
5.1.1 Getting rid of Nurse Edna
Normaly, when you push Edna out of the room, she grabs
hold of the statue and springs back in, so...
Take the left-handed mallet from the bench in the
labatory. Go to Ned and Jed's studio and use the left-
handed mallet on the right-handed mallet to swap them
over. Watch the future repercussions.
Now you are free to push Nurse Edna out of the room.
(back to the main plot)
Use the videotape on the VCR and then look at the
monitor with Dr Fred on it. Press the REC button to
record Fred opening the safe. Switch the video to EP,
rewind the tape, and watch it again. Bernard memorises
the safe combination, so go to the safe (behind the
picture in the office) and open it. Take the contract.
5.2. Getting the contract signed.
Go up the the attic bedroom (via the chimney to avoid
the IRS guys) and free Dr Fred by taking the rope. Go
out of the window and use the rope on the pully. Go to
outside the front door of the motel, and use the
dangling ropeon Dead Cousin Ted, the birdbath. Return
to the roof, and pull on the rope.
Give the red paint to Bernard.
Use the red paint on Dead Cousin Ted, and then use Ted
with Dr Fred. When the coast is clear, use the rope on
Dr Fred, go to the roof and pull on the end of the rope
(Bernard will take Fred to the lab). Go to the
washroom and take the funnel from the cupboard. Return
to the lab, use the funnel on Dr Fred and then use the
regular coffee on the funnel. Once Fred is awake, get
him to sign the contract by telling him that you'll
sort out Purple tentacle yourself and that you offered
him a bribe.
5.3. Getting a stamp.
Take the ink from Dwaynes room. Go to Weird Ed Edision
and use the ink on his stamp book. When you get kicked
out of his room pick up the stamp, and return the book
5.4. Getting the cash
Put the stamp on the envelope and give it to Hoagie.
Put the envelope in the mail box. It will be collected
by the pony express.
5.5. Getting the diamond itself.
Use a T.V. in one of the guests rooms to watch the
advert, then use a phone to order a diamond. When it
arrives, give it to Dr Fred.
6. Winning the human contest.
6.1. Getting a contestant.
Go to the tasteless room and use the roller skates on
the mummy. Push the mummy out of the door. Talk to
the blue tentacle in the main hall to get a name tag
for your human. Go and put it on the mummy.
6.2. Nobble the competition.
Go to Green Tentacle's room, and turn on the hi-fi.
This will loosen the fake barf. To free it completly,
push the speaker over onto the floor. Turn off the hi-
fi before you go. Pick up the fake barf from the
entrance hall and give it to Laverne.
Use the fake barf with Harold.
6.3. Winning the best laugh.
Give the scalple to Bernard.
Use the scalpel on Oozo the Clown. Pick up the Box o'
Laughs, and give it to Laverne.
Use the Box o' Laughs with the mummy. Tell the
tentacles to come and judge the best laugh.
6.4. Winning the best smile.
Give the textbook to Hoagie.
Use the textbook on the horse (on the 2nd floor), who
will fall asleep. Take the dentures and give them to
Use the dentures with the mummy. Tell the tentacles to
come and judge the best smile.
6.5. Winning the best hair.
Get the spaghetti from the kitchen and give it to
Get the fork from the kitchen and give it to Laverne.
Use the (now) soggy noodles on the mummy, and then tidy
the 'hair' by using the fork on the mummy's head. Tell
the tentacles to come and judge the best hair.